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    Tips for Your Investor Presentations and Due Diligence Visits
    When you create your power points or walk over to the nearby diner or coffee shop for a quick informal chat with an investor, remember the following:1. Focus and niches are still very much in. Broad brush and shot gun approaches are out.2. Your strategy needs to relate to your competition. If you differ dramatically you must have a defensible reason for doing things differently and it must
    I passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begin
    Quick Start Your Online Business With Drop-Shipping
    You plan to start you own business and decide to sell your products online. After doing some market analysis, you decide a range of products to sell. Things just get started, there are many others factors to consider before you can start running your online business. After deciding what products you will sell, you are immediately faced with many challenges:First: "Where to store my products? I wa
    With that in mind, here are some highly effective methods to get your email advertisement, that you worked so hard on, sent straight to my trash folder thanks to my awesome filtering software:

    With that in mind, here are some highly effective methods to get your advertisement, that you worked so hard on, sent straight to my trash folder thanks to my awesome filter:

  • Your email address looks like gibberish or appears to be coded as in x748cJhb@adomain.com, cBGtTnfP@anydomain.com, jt12355@anydomain.com, or 68340224@anydomain.com. . .

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • Your email address is "from:" email address is blank. You are definitely a spammer. I don't correspond with anyone who doesn't have an email address. . .

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If your email subject contains references to enhancing any anatomical part of my body. . .

    That's just plain nasty! - TRASH!

  • Oh by the way, since I'm a male, add female "enhancements" to that list. . .

    TRASH!

  • I know who I communicate with, so if your subject begins with "Re:"

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If anywhere in your email, you have the statement that's similar to "Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begins
    Business Plan 5 Tips to Jump Start 2007
    Entrepreneurs often shirk in horror at the very thought of writing their business plan. Below are five tips from authors Brian Hill and Dee Power to get you off to a great start.1) Rome Wasn't Planned, Funded, and Built in One Day The process of putting together a coherent business plan will probably take longer that you estimate (an incoherent business plan on the other hand can take a
    trash folder thanks to my awesome filter:

  • Your email address looks like gibberish or appears to be coded as in x748cJhb@adomain.com, cBGtTnfP@anydomain.com, jt12355@anydomain.com, or 68340224@anydomain.com. . .

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • Your email address is "from:" email address is blank. You are definitely a spammer. I don't correspond with anyone who doesn't have an email address. . .

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If your email subject contains references to enhancing any anatomical part of my body. . .

    That's just plain nasty! - TRASH!

  • Oh by the way, since I'm a male, add female "enhancements" to that list. . .

    TRASH!

  • I know who I communicate with, so if your subject begins with "Re:"

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If anywhere in your email, you have the statement that's similar to "Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begin
    Sales Speaker Asks: Do You Know How Your Bread Is Buttered?
    Sitting in a 70 year-old restaurant yesterday, an antique by California standards, I heard song after song from the Big Band Era, the 1940’s.My parents were fond of this music, Mom especially, because she sang in one of those roving orchestras long before I was a mere bubble in a champagne glass.The waitress, who might have been born in the place, asked me if I wanted some rye bread with m
    nk. You are definitely a spammer. I don't correspond with anyone who doesn't have an email address. . .

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If your email subject contains references to enhancing any anatomical part of my body. . .

    That's just plain nasty! - TRASH!

  • Oh by the way, since I'm a male, add female "enhancements" to that list. . .

    TRASH!

  • I know who I communicate with, so if your subject begins with "Re:"

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If anywhere in your email, you have the statement that's similar to "Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begin
    How to Chair a Meeting
    You don't have to be on a stage to be a public speaker. Your platform may be a meeting room. How you present yourself when chairing a meeting determines whether or not you are perceived as a leader. Here are some tips to keep in mind when it's your turn to take charge.Know why you are holding the meeting. What outcomes are you trying to achieve? This will keep you focused and purposeful.Cl
    way, since I'm a male, add female "enhancements" to that list. . .

    TRASH!

  • I know who I communicate with, so if your subject begins with "Re:"

    I don't know you - TRASH!

  • If anywhere in your email, you have the statement that's similar to "Under Bill s.1618 TITLE III passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begin
    Key To Success-The Great Plan
    That’s right, before we start having any ideas of making money, easy money or fast money the lazy way, we need a plan. You will need to sit down, write down what is your objective. Are you in this internet business for fun, for a living hood or for the challenge? Which ever category you choose, you need a plan in order to be successful.Write down what do you want to see yourself in say 6 months d
    I passed by the 105th U.S. Congress this letter cannot be considered spam…"

    TRASH! Again, if you have to say it, then it's spam! Do your research. The bill never passed. Also, last time I checked, U.S. laws don't apply to other countries.

  • If anywhere in your email, you have a statement that begins with "This email is not spam…". . .

    TRASH! If you have to say it, then it's spam!

    Ok, your ad initially made it pass my "trigger-happy" filter. Good deal, but you're still not quite there yet. Here's how to get your ad tossed in the trash after a sneak peak before it makes it into my in box:

  • Your message has nothing to do with the subject of the email.

    TRASH! That earns you an instant delete without reading! Even if you offer a useful product, the fact that you deceived me gets you nothing.

  • If you send me a multi-part message with few random sentences, but your HTML message is an advertisement. . .

    TRASH! You tried to trick me. That's not nice! I absolutely refuse to do business with "sneaky" people.

  • If your email requires me to reply with "remove" to a free email account like yahoo or hotmail to be removed from your list. . .

    TRASH! Your account has probably already suspended. Or are you simply trying to confirm my email address doesn't bounce so you can sell it to someone else. See above for my feelings about "sneaky" people. You despise me!

  • If anywhere in your email, you promise that I can earn money with little or no work -

    TRASH! Don't insult

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