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    Quit Smoking, Stay Healthy
    I have quit smoking. The last cigarette that I smoked was on June 17, 2005, and now I declare that I have finally got rid of that injurious habit.It was indeed a very tough call. After smoking for over two decades, it is almost an insurmountable task to give up smoking while those aro
    e. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?

    Gambling and the Human Brain
    We know that gambling is innate. So do the corporations who own the large Casinos in Tunica, Gulf Coast, Atlantic City and Las Vegas. The Native American Indians know this too and they know it well, very well.Many believe that when humans are gambling that they release chemicals in th
    Watch your word usage, spelling, and punctuation. If misused they can totally change the intended meaning of an ad. You'll see what I mean as you read some humorous want ads that have appeared in papers across the country. They were not intended to be humorous, but because of grammatical errors they evoke a chuckle or two.

    · And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled in inconvenience.
    · For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
    · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
    · Now is the time to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    For all of you dog lovers out there, check out these want ads:
    · For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
    · Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
    · Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?

    How to Overcome Fear of Focus
    A bright, multi-talented friend of mine asked me the other day how, with so many interests, he can know which one to focus on. He was stuck in indecision, not liking where he is, but not knowing where to go.When you have a lot of interests vying for your attention, the idea of choosi
    ountry. They were not intended to be humorous, but because of grammatical errors they evoke a chuckle or two.

    · And now, the Superstore--unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled in inconvenience.
    · For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
    · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
    · Now is the time to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    For all of you dog lovers out there, check out these want ads:
    · For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
    · Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
    · Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?

    NHL Season Predictions Part 2: Pacific
    As the NHL season begins year two from its lockout, teams and players are eagerly trying to get ready and make a favorable impression to the rest of the league. This season aims to provide conundrums in terms of victors and loser similar to last year’s winners of Carolina, Edmonton, and Buff
    · For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex.
    · Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
    · Now is the time to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

    For all of you dog lovers out there, check out these want ads:
    · For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
    · Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
    · Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?

    Wedding Rehearsal Dinner Invitations: Is There Such a Thing?
    Each year, there are thousands of weddings that take place. Many of these weddings are planned by the individuals getting married. While planning your own wedding is popular, there are many other couples who make the decision to hire a wedding planner. Each way is popular and successful,
    g lovers out there, check out these want ads:
    · For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
    · Dog for Sale: Eats anything and is fond of children.
    · Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?

    Championship Season Preview 2006/07 - Luton Town
    Luton TownOdds: 40/1Last Five Seasons2005/06 - 10 (Championship), 2004/05 - 1 (League One, Promoted), 2003/04 - 10 (League One), 2002/03 - 9 (League One), 2001/02 - 2 (League Two, Promoted).2005/06 Cup ProgressFA Cup Third Round vs Liverpool (h) - lost 5-3.
    e. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
    · Great Dames for sale.
    · Free puppies: 50% cocker spaniel - 50% sneaky neighbor's dog. (Clever, not incorrect)

    Anyone looking for a washing machine?
    · Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who never washed.
    · Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    How about this for a unique travel opportunity?
    · Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

    Signs are even more amusing…read on:
    · On a ski lift in Taos, New Mexico: "No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted."
    · Stock up and save: Limit one.

    Traveling to Buffalo, NY, I noticed the name of a funeral home on Delaware Avenue. I couldn't believe it as I chuckled all the way back to Rochester. The name is Amigone (pronounced Am I Gone) funeral home. No kidding! This isn't a sign with any errors, just a family name in the funeral business, but amusing nevertheless.

    My favorite ad, which sums up the whole literacy issue:
    · Illiterate? Write today for free help.

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