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    illa and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an a

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    How many headaches are too many? As I never really have or had a headache, I keep wondering if this is really our most infamous excuse for not having sex. The most important question in my mind, though, is: do we really need to have an excuse for not having sex? What does one do to avoid such a conflict of interests that is so obviously important in a relationship? Why can’t we just go along? After all, in the beginning of the relationship, we were eager to please. Why the change of heart? Are our men to blame? Truly, why is that we need to have an excuse?

    A joke for you: It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.

    He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

    The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs."

    ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

    Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an al

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    , in the beginning of the relationship, we were eager to please. Why the change of heart? Are our men to blame? Truly, why is that we need to have an excuse?

    A joke for you: It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape.

    He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

    The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs."

    ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

    Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an a

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    orilla, the gorilla goes ape.

    He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow.

    The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs."

    ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

    Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an a

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    gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs."

    ... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy.

    Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an a

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    illa and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

    A Word of Advice Ladies: No more excuses, please. You are a sexual being and should act like one. After all, we have desires too.

    Gents: Though you may feel like doing the same as the husband in our story, don’t. Have a heart to heart talk and let her know how important this is to you. If she refuses to accommodate you, then think of an alternative that pleases both.

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