asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely

Mary Cheney, the Vice President’s Lesbian daughter announced last week that she and her partner Heather Poe are expecting a baby. For those of you who live beyond the plains or inside a barrel, a Lesbian relationship is between two women and therefore it is impossible for them to conceive a child. At least that is what we all believed the last time we considered the subject; it seems that a man and a woman are essential to undergo the convoluted ritual of physical intercourse to be able to procreate.

The alarming note is that some of you have asked how two females could accomplish this, implying some ignorance about the true facts surrounding the procreation of human beings.

The announcement in the press the previous day had meant little to me except to make me wonder whether there was a male contributor involved or if artificial insemination had been used. It had also caused widespread surprise in the media that soon reflected old prejudices and resulted in useless speculation.

This morning, I got up early and went downstairs looking forward to my usual breakfast of Passion Fruit Juice, the bagel with cream cheese and the steaming mug of coffee with cream.

Imagine my surprise when I reached the bottom of the stairs and found my two large suitcases fully packed, my golf clubs, my 1200 dollar Leather Winter Coat, my laptop, a couple of cardboard boxes with files and personal effects and the emergency six pack I kept in the pantry. I felt a surge of pain and wonderment. My bride of two months and I had enjoyed a blissful interlude devoid of any confrontation or disagreement, not even when we attempted to solve the Iraq crisis or evaluate Condoleezza’s pie in the sky pronouncements.

I rushed upstairs where my bride was still asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely

uted ritual of physical intercourse to be able to procreate.

The alarming note is that some of you have asked how two females could accomplish this, implying some ignorance about the true facts surrounding the procreation of human beings.

The announcement in the press the previous day had meant little to me except to make me wonder whether there was a male contributor involved or if artificial insemination had been used. It had also caused widespread surprise in the media that soon reflected old prejudices and resulted in useless speculation.

This morning, I got up early and went downstairs looking forward to my usual breakfast of Passion Fruit Juice, the bagel with cream cheese and the steaming mug of coffee with cream.

Imagine my surprise when I reached the bottom of the stairs and found my two large suitcases fully packed, my golf clubs, my 1200 dollar Leather Winter Coat, my laptop, a couple of cardboard boxes with files and personal effects and the emergency six pack I kept in the pantry. I felt a surge of pain and wonderment. My bride of two months and I had enjoyed a blissful interlude devoid of any confrontation or disagreement, not even when we attempted to solve the Iraq crisis or evaluate Condoleezza’s pie in the sky pronouncements.

I rushed upstairs where my bride was still asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely

so caused widespread surprise in the media that soon reflected old prejudices and resulted in useless speculation.

This morning, I got up early and went downstairs looking forward to my usual breakfast of Passion Fruit Juice, the bagel with cream cheese and the steaming mug of coffee with cream.

Imagine my surprise when I reached the bottom of the stairs and found my two large suitcases fully packed, my golf clubs, my 1200 dollar Leather Winter Coat, my laptop, a couple of cardboard boxes with files and personal effects and the emergency six pack I kept in the pantry. I felt a surge of pain and wonderment. My bride of two months and I had enjoyed a blissful interlude devoid of any confrontation or disagreement, not even when we attempted to solve the Iraq crisis or evaluate Condoleezza’s pie in the sky pronouncements.

I rushed upstairs where my bride was still asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely

r Leather Winter Coat, my laptop, a couple of cardboard boxes with files and personal effects and the emergency six pack I kept in the pantry. I felt a surge of pain and wonderment. My bride of two months and I had enjoyed a blissful interlude devoid of any confrontation or disagreement, not even when we attempted to solve the Iraq crisis or evaluate Condoleezza’s pie in the sky pronouncements.

I rushed upstairs where my bride was still asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely

asleep. She woke up the moment I turned on the lights and stood in front of her. “Darling” I asked with all the sweetness I could muster at that early hour “What is the meaning of my bags and things all packed up and ready to go as if you were trying to tell me something. Does this mean that you are rejecting me and do not wish to stay the course?”

Attractive as always and even more so with that rebellious hair cascading on her lovely features and the scant and seductive nightie, she smiled sweetly and replied:

“Haven’t you read about the Lesbian Cheney girl? It means that men are no longer needed to have children. So long sucker!’