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    as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a

    Improving Customer Service: How To Improve Customer Service And Get Thousands Of New Customers Flock
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    I am writing this column prompted by a recent column in USA Today concerning the difficulty in getting to a live person when experiencing service troubles. The writer gave examples of some national companies that were difficult, if not impossible, to get to if one needed to speak with a live person for help.

    I laughed as I read the article knowing full well that here in the Mid-South, land of hospitality and assistance, this was not the case. I knew that my local providers put emphasis on customer service and support. Ease of solutions was the southern way, I thought.

    I also knew that, utilizing my own technical wisdom and knowledge, I would never purchase a product or service from a company that made it difficult to speak to someone who would help me. My life was exempt from delays in getting help due to automated attendants and answering devices standing between help and me.

    Wrong.

    I made a list of the important products and services that I use every day in work and at home. These include my local telephone service, long distance, wireless provider, PC hardware and software support, Direct TV, cable TV (yep…I’ve got both. I’ll tell you why later), broadband Internet service, banking, and utilities. I then expanded the list to include my doctor, local hospital, hair salon (are there any barbers left?), my attorney, my CPA, and my dentist.

    I then decided that I would call each of these customer service locations or main numbers and see how long it took to get “real-person” assistance.

    That was the beginning of a bad day.

    Calls to each of these companies resulted in the following findings:

    1) The only companies with live operators answering the phones were my dentist and attorney, neither of whom I particularly enjoy calling.

    2)T wo of these companies never allowed me to even talk to the auto attendant (busy signals).

    3) One company, after taking me through the loop of options, gave me the option of talking to a customer

    service rep. When I opted for that, I began the loop over.

    3) I waited THIRTY MINUTES to speak to a live rep with one of these companies.

    4) There is no such company as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a s

    Write the Best Resume - Avoid this Common, Yet Fatal, Mistake
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    was the southern way, I thought.

    I also knew that, utilizing my own technical wisdom and knowledge, I would never purchase a product or service from a company that made it difficult to speak to someone who would help me. My life was exempt from delays in getting help due to automated attendants and answering devices standing between help and me.

    Wrong.

    I made a list of the important products and services that I use every day in work and at home. These include my local telephone service, long distance, wireless provider, PC hardware and software support, Direct TV, cable TV (yep…I’ve got both. I’ll tell you why later), broadband Internet service, banking, and utilities. I then expanded the list to include my doctor, local hospital, hair salon (are there any barbers left?), my attorney, my CPA, and my dentist.

    I then decided that I would call each of these customer service locations or main numbers and see how long it took to get “real-person” assistance.

    That was the beginning of a bad day.

    Calls to each of these companies resulted in the following findings:

    1) The only companies with live operators answering the phones were my dentist and attorney, neither of whom I particularly enjoy calling.

    2)T wo of these companies never allowed me to even talk to the auto attendant (busy signals).

    3) One company, after taking me through the loop of options, gave me the option of talking to a customer

    service rep. When I opted for that, I began the loop over.

    3) I waited THIRTY MINUTES to speak to a live rep with one of these companies.

    4) There is no such company as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a

    Youngstown OH Suburban Growth
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    are and software support, Direct TV, cable TV (yep…I’ve got both. I’ll tell you why later), broadband Internet service, banking, and utilities. I then expanded the list to include my doctor, local hospital, hair salon (are there any barbers left?), my attorney, my CPA, and my dentist.

    I then decided that I would call each of these customer service locations or main numbers and see how long it took to get “real-person” assistance.

    That was the beginning of a bad day.

    Calls to each of these companies resulted in the following findings:

    1) The only companies with live operators answering the phones were my dentist and attorney, neither of whom I particularly enjoy calling.

    2)T wo of these companies never allowed me to even talk to the auto attendant (busy signals).

    3) One company, after taking me through the loop of options, gave me the option of talking to a customer

    service rep. When I opted for that, I began the loop over.

    3) I waited THIRTY MINUTES to speak to a live rep with one of these companies.

    4) There is no such company as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a

    Upselling to your Customers - How To
    One of the most important facets of marketing and sales is the ability to win long term relations with your customers while selling your customers multiple products. If companies only rely on new customers to buy their products every time, they would continually have to spend more and more money and time. This applies to you as well, a repeat customer is always easier to obtain than a brand new customers.The more sales you can make from an individual customer, the more time you will save and the more money you will earn! It is a well known fact that people who have already bought from you once before would be mu
    ndings:

    1) The only companies with live operators answering the phones were my dentist and attorney, neither of whom I particularly enjoy calling.

    2)T wo of these companies never allowed me to even talk to the auto attendant (busy signals).

    3) One company, after taking me through the loop of options, gave me the option of talking to a customer

    service rep. When I opted for that, I began the loop over.

    3) I waited THIRTY MINUTES to speak to a live rep with one of these companies.

    4) There is no such company as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a

    10 Questions to Ask Before Licensing Your Program
    Once you have several products or services that are selling quite well, your customer will begin to ask if you will permit others to use your product as the basis for training that they are doing. Or, if you are doing training or consulting, you may be asked if you'll train others to be a trainer using your system.This is the perfect opportunity for you to consider licensing your content or program. You've only got so many hours in the day, and if you have others delivering your content and/or requiring the purchase of your materials, your business will grow exponentially as a result.Here are some issues
    as Microsoft.

    This exercise was a real eye-opener and left me with these conclusions:

    1) I will buy a new PC before I call for assistance for hardware. Messrs. Hewlett and Packard have obviously left the building. My PC is groaning and making noises like my uncle in Lexington. I can’t get anyone to talk to and am currently looking for a new PC which comes with a nerd in a box who will set it up for me and transfer all the stuff on this one to the new one.

    2) Buy stock now in AT&T. They have a great deal for $4.95 and then a seven cents a minute for long distance. That deal in itself is not so good, but the reason it makes sense as an investor is that once a customer is on it, you can’t get off! I’ve tried for months to call the number on my phone bill to get it changed, but every time I call, I wait about twenty or thirty minutes and figure it’s not worth the $4.95 and hang up (my late Father would spin over if he knew I were so cavalier about the money, but it is ridiculous).

    3) My hair salon is covered with mostly female employees, many of whom are doing nothing except looking at themselves often during the day. Why can’t they put a mirror with the main phone and let some of these folks watch themselves and answer calls instead of listening to a recording to set an appointment?

    4) My local hospital’s recording told me to call another number if this were an emergency. Thanks. (They also listed their barbershop above their main listed telephone number in the directory…I might try them out).

    5) I have cable TV as a result of not being able to get local channels when I first got Direct TV. I never want to call Direct TV again and will move to another house before I’ll report a call to them.

    6) If anyone can find a Microsoft number, please let me know.

    Occasionally, during this exercise, I would finally speak to a real customer service rep. I noticed that they sounded suspiciously alike, which makes me believe all of these companies forward the live calls to one guy who answers for all these companies.

    I also learned that there is an insurance company in town who, when listening to your recorded customer service options says “to hear the train, press seven” and it plays a train noise. They used to say “to hear the duck, press seven” and a duck quacked, but apparently they got so much traffic, they took it off. Out of respect for them, I am not mentioning their name, but this is true.

    By the way, try to connect to the sales department for any of these firms and notice how quickly you’ll get through.

    I am closing with a plea for corporate managers to call your own customer service departments and listen to what your customers are hearing

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