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One man even said, "Instead of buying toilet paper, I use yesterday's newspaper."Franchising Corporations need to maintain an iron fist when it comes to certain things in order to maintain absolute integrity of the system; Consistency, Quality, Cleanliness and Customer Courtesy or Service. Ray Kroc in his book; “Grinding it Out” made that point perfectly clear, some cal Probably the suggestion that was the most ridiculous was to stop drinking beer. What are we trying to save all this money for? In any case, here are some more funny ways to save money. I suspect, or at least hope, that many of these really are not meant to be serious suggestions. Don't try these at home. Ways To Save Money? - Unplug your clocks at night to save on electricity. - Carry powdered drink mix and add it to water when eating out, to save on buying drinks. - Install a cat door and train your cat to go outside and to the neighbors yard to go to the bathroom. This saves you on cat litter and time cleaning the yard. - Eat dog food. (According to this contributor, the dry dog food is better than the canned.) - Tell everyone you'll be out of to Real Time Futures - Why It Should Impact Your Futures Broker Decision g the plastic from bacon packages were just a couple of the serious suggestions. One man even said, "Instead of buying toilet paper, I use yesterday's newspaper."Are you interested in trading futures? If you are, you may also be interested in using the services of a futures trading broker, as they provide you with the knowledge and assistance needed to be a successful futures trader. The good news is that you have a number of different futures broke Probably the suggestion that was the most ridiculous was to stop drinking beer. What are we trying to save all this money for? In any case, here are some more funny ways to save money. I suspect, or at least hope, that many of these really are not meant to be serious suggestions. Don't try these at home. Ways To Save Money? - Unplug your clocks at night to save on electricity. - Carry powdered drink mix and add it to water when eating out, to save on buying drinks. - Install a cat door and train your cat to go outside and to the neighbors yard to go to the bathroom. This saves you on cat litter and time cleaning the yard. - Eat dog food. (According to this contributor, the dry dog food is better than the canned.) - Tell everyone you'll be out of t Google's Aging Delay Explained beer. What are we trying to save all this money for? In any case, here are some more funny ways to save money. I suspect, or at least hope, that many of these really are not meant to be serious suggestions. Don't try these at home.Rankings in Google Take TimeIf you have recently published a Web site, you may be wondering why it is not showing up in Google’s index. You have submitted it to Google several times; you know that Google has done its deep sweep of the web since its publi Ways To Save Money? - Unplug your clocks at night to save on electricity. - Carry powdered drink mix and add it to water when eating out, to save on buying drinks. - Install a cat door and train your cat to go outside and to the neighbors yard to go to the bathroom. This saves you on cat litter and time cleaning the yard. - Eat dog food. (According to this contributor, the dry dog food is better than the canned.) - Tell everyone you'll be out of t Here Are A Few Web Design Tips For Businesses Living In The Jungle ays To Save Money?Web design has come a long way in 10 years. No longer can a business simply throw up a web site and expect their customers to drop by. It's a virtual jungle out there.Some Internet veterans remember when their were just 3,000 web sites. Now, there are millions, and most of them aren' - Unplug your clocks at night to save on electricity. - Carry powdered drink mix and add it to water when eating out, to save on buying drinks. - Install a cat door and train your cat to go outside and to the neighbors yard to go to the bathroom. This saves you on cat litter and time cleaning the yard. - Eat dog food. (According to this contributor, the dry dog food is better than the canned.) - Tell everyone you'll be out of t Debt Management Plans - How They Can Help You Get Out Of Debt to the neighbors yard to go to the bathroom. This saves you on cat litter and time cleaning the yard.Debt management plans (DMP) consolidate your short term debts into one monthly payment. They also negotiate lower interest rates, enabling you to pay off your accounts usually in less than five years. Before you sign up with one of these companies, you want to investigate them to be sure th - Eat dog food. (According to this contributor, the dry dog food is better than the canned.) - Tell everyone you'll be out of town for Christmas, so you can shop the after-Christmas sales for presents. - Ask your friends to save the labels for you off any new products they buy, so you can put them on your thrift-store purchases when you are buying gifts. - Run around the house and close the heater vents in all the rooms except your bedroom before going to sleep. - Encourage mice in the house by leaving crumbs around - so your cat will have a free food supply. - Learn speed-reading and read books for free while in the aisle at the book store. - Leave everything in the same place in your house, so you can easily get around at night without turning the lights on. - Bring back rolls of coins from Canada, to use at the laundromat and in pop machines, saving you 20% or more, depending on the exchange rate. Okay, these may be funny ways to save money, but did any of them tempt you? Do you pick up pennies on the street? Wouldn't it be more efficie
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